whenever you start to think or say something negative about yourself just imagine one of your favorite characters busting into the room out of nowhere to grip your shoulders and look you directly in the eyes while saying “that’s not true” and whenever you try to argue they just list off something positive about you and kiss your forehead or cheek then in your momentary daze and confusion they literally pick you up and carry you off to get ice cream
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
Reblog this if you’re in the Supernatural fandom and I’ll leave a little something in your ask box :)
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
a poem about bugs
if it can fly
it should die
this is probably what metatron was thinking
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
You aim marginally for the chest and chin area, and the head is large enough to knock down part of the arms, because the underpart of your arms [below the biceps, possibly known as the triceps?] is extremely pain sensitive [go ahead and pinch it right now to feel it, but not too hard.]. After that you’ve basically successfully knocked out their arm usage…it’s messy, but it works.
As a martial artist and self defence teacher from time to time, I’ve been asked many times if headbutting someone is an effective way to defend yourself. The answer is: it depends. It depends on you, on you attacker, where you are, how tall you are, how tall the attacker is, but I never advise people to headbutt attackers. Most of all, because you can end up hitting a hard spot and get hurt yourself, doing not so much damage therefor hindering your possibilities to practically defend yourself in a dangerous situation. When the attack is performed as a straight forward style, like portrayed in the picture above, I’d rather more with a punch to the nose, or a strong blow with the heel of your hand, always to the nose. The nose is a very sensitive area, even the slightiest manipulation can cause an automatic response that makes the attacker cry. This will cause the attacker to stagger, giving you the chance to hit the groin or the stomach area (both very sensitive) with a punch or a knee. I would advise to put your hands on the neck of your attacker and pull him/her down, to double the force of the impact. Also, one good thing that some people forget to tell when talking about self defence, is a basic rule of fighting: try to find a good place to grab the attacker and pull, hard. Like pulling hair, ears, beards… everything that comes at hand, pull hard enough someone’s ear, and you may cause enough damage to make them back off from any fight.
The rest of the picture looks good to me: hit sensitive area with strong parts of your body. Avoid punches to hard points, like cheekbones, chins, ribcages and stuff, aim from soft: crotch, stomach, liver, kidneys, the hollow of the throat (even pushing a single finger down there, where clavicles meet, is really painful, try on yourself) eyes (poke a finger in the attacker’s eye and such things). Toes and knees are generally weak spots, most of all if you hit the knee on the inner side of the leg.
If the attack starts from behind and the attacker already has his or her hands and arms around you, the first thing to do is relax. That way, you’ll keep breathing fine and sooner or later the attacker will get tired and the hold will get loose. Also, a good thing to do when the lock is performed around the chest is to let your body fall down, as if your legs gave out. The sudden change of weight distribution will stagger the attacker, because the brain can work on a certain number of stimuli and a sudden change can mess up with the inputs it sends out. That way, if the attacker lets go of you, you can stomp on his toes and run away or, in alternative, grab one of the ankles and push with all your weight on one of the legs. That way you’ll put all your weight on his or her knee, and he’ll probably fall down, both because he’ll lose his stance and because it’s painful.
If the attacker has his hands around your neck, the same technique applies. Fall down and he’ll lose his hold. If he’s got only one arm around your neck, the greatest way to get out is to hit him in the stomach with your elbow or with the side of your hand in the crotch area (valid for both men and women), then with an exagerated movement of your upper body, turn around in the direction of his hand. That means: if the attacker has his right arm around your neck, you need to turn around counterlockwise. If he has his left arm around your neck, you need to turn around clockwise, thus breaking his strenght. Once you’re out of the attacker grasp, either run away as fast as you can or hit him, trying to apply any self defense technique you learned then run away. First rule of self defence: RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are
it’s a flaming ball of gas,
learn some science you dumbass
im pretty sure ew is an emotion because i feel it
the emotion you’re looking for is disgusted
cant wait till cas learns how to shave though omg
#I CAN JUST IMAGINE CASTIEL YELP#THEN DEAN GOES IN THE BATHROOM AND HE ACCIDENTALY CUT HIMSELF#AND CASTIEL HAS THE PUPPY DOG EYES TEARING UP#”DEAN I GOT A BOO BOO#
“Dean you’re supposed to kiss it like they do on tv”
“Dean what are you doing the cut isn’t on my lip it’s-“
no but this is literally the most adorable thing like ever
I’d like to see dean helping cas shave
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh